首先得随大流安利一下这部片子,在经历了

《卧虎藏龙2》(被骗去的,以为是第一部的3D版)

《地心营救》(以为是火星救援兄弟篇,结果又被骗了)

《三打白骨精》(为看巩俐而去,发现确实只有她可以看)

(没看《叶问3》,觉得男主有点油腻)

……等的连续摧残,《疯狂动物城》(Zootopia,或译《动物乌托邦》)如周星驰一般(觉得《美人鱼》还不错)拯救了我的心情和笑点。

剧情老套但饱满,制作精良细节超用心,画质优美3D有良心(希望迪士尼乐园以后真的修一个动物城作为第五区),关键是真的真的真的很好笑,向经典致敬的梗很多,而新梗也可以玩一年。

所以没看的赶紧去吧,看了的就可以来学习下面的双语台词了!

毕竟要看过才能get到点嘛:

正能量爆棚篇

片中的心灵鸡汤基本由女主兔子朱迪熬制。


(就是她了!正能量country girl、一只身材很好的兔纸)

Judy Hopps: Life's a little bit messy. We all make mistakes. No matter what type of animal you are, change starts with you, and me. Change starts with all of us.

兔子朱迪:生活可能有一点乱糟糟,我们都会犯错误。但不管你是哪种动物,天性如何,重要的是你开始改变。


Judy Hopps: I came here to make the world a better place, but I think I broke it.

Chief Bogo: The world has always been broken. That's why we need good cops.

兔子朱迪:我来动物城是希望让这个世界变得更好,但我好像把它搅得一团糟。

大牛局长:这个世界本来就是一团糟,所以我们才需要好警察。

(而关于大牛和兔子,网友脑补了这样一张图)


(感觉打开了另一段虐恋!)

有毒乌鸡汤篇

男一号狐狸尼克和男二号(↑↑↑隐藏的兔牛感情线)大牛局长是片中嘴巴最贱、吐槽最快准狠的存在。他们吐槽的对象大部分都是女主(可能是因为爱)。

尼克走的是玩世不恭、花花公子加街头小混混混合风。大牛则是表面粗暴内心公举热爱夏奇拉和冷笑话的魅力反转男。

Chief Bogo: It's not about how badly you WANT something. It's about what you are capable of!

大牛局长:不是你想干什么就能干什么,而是你干得了什么才去干什么!

Nick Wilde: Everyone comes to Zootopia, thinking they could be anything they want. But you can't. You can only be what you are. Sly fox. Dumb bunny. 

狐狸尼克:每个来动物城打拼的人都以为有天能成为理想中的自己。别做梦了,你只能是你。像我只能是狡猾的狐狸,而你只能当呆蠢的兔子。

Mr. Big: We may be evolved, but deep down we are still animals.

教父比格:可能我们早已进化,但我们骨子里的动物属性依然存在。

Chief Bogo: Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go.

大牛局长:生活不是什么卡通歌舞剧,妞妞屁股唱首歌你的傻逼梦想就会实现。醒醒吧亲!

Judy Hopps: Today's another day.

Bucky Oryx-Antlerson: Yeah, but it might be worse!

兔子朱迪:今天又是崭新的一天!

羚羊巴基:没错,但今天可能是更操蛋的一天!

Judy Hopps: Hi! I’m Judy, you’re new neighbor!

Neighbor #1: Yeah, we’re loud.

Neighbor #2: Don’t expect us to apologize for it.

兔子朱迪:大家好,我叫朱迪,刚刚搬来请多指教!

邻居1号:哦,我们叫大嗓门二人组。

邻居2号:哦,吵到你休想我们负责。

Chief Bogo: Number two, there are some new recruits with us I should introduce…

Chief Bogo: But I’m not going to because I don’t care. 

大牛局长:第二点,今天我们组来了几位新同事……

(朱迪期待的小眼神)

大牛局长:我就不介绍了,反正我也不是很care。

无耻秀恩爱篇

从上映以来,微博朋友圈都要被男女主的动态图刷爆了。满怀着想看感(ji)情戏的愿望跑去影院的时候却发现剧中的基本感情线是“博爱”,情爱的部分主要靠脑补,还掺杂着友谊……和同僚情……。硬要秀恩爱的部分也就只有下面了:

Nick Wilde: You know you love me.

Judy Hopps: Do I know that?

Judy Hopps: Yes, yes I do!

狐狸尼克:你知道你是爱我的。

兔子朱迪:我自己知道吗?

兔子朱迪:没错,我知道。

Nick Wilde: Did you just boot my stroller?

Judy Hopps: It's a hustle, sweetheart.

狐狸尼克:你刚刚是把我的手推车拷上了吗?

兔子朱迪:亲爱的,这叫战术。

(两人将要落入悬崖)

Nick Wilde: Whatever you do, do not let go!

Judy Hopps: I'm gonna let go!

Nick Wilde: WHAT?

狐狸尼克:不管发生什么,千万别放手啊!

兔子朱迪:但我准备放手了!

狐狸尼克:哈?

Judy Hopps: Wait, listen! I know you'll never forgive me. And I don't blame you. I wouldn't forgive me either. I was ignorant and irresponsible and small-minded. But predators shouldn't suffer because of my mistakes.


Judy Hopps: And after we're done, you can hate me, and that'll be fine, because I was a horrible friend, and I hurt you. And you can walk away knowing you were right all along. I really am just a dumb bunny.


Judy Hopps:"I really am just a dumb bunny. I really am just a dumb bunny."

Nick Wilde: Cheer up, Carrots. I'll let you erase it... in forty-eight hours.

Nick Wilde: All right, get in here.

Nick Wilde: You bunnies, so emotional.

(兔子朱迪求狐狸尼克原谅她)

兔子朱迪:等一下,听着!我知道你永远都不会原谅我。我不怪你,我也无法原谅自己。我又傻又不可靠,还固执得不得了。但不能因为我的错,让肉食动物遭受这一切。

兔子朱迪:当我们解决了这件事,你再继续讨厌我吧。没关系,因为我是个糟糕的朋友,我伤害了你。到时候头也不回地走开,心里骂着都是我的错。我真的只是一只蠢兔子,真的是。

(狐狸偷偷把“我真是只蠢兔子”录了下来)

狐狸尼克:开心点嘛,我会让你把录音删除……再等48小时。好了,过来这儿。

(狐狸一把搂住兔子)

狐狸尼克:你们兔子,就爱哭。

(兔子埋在狐狸胸前边哭边想抢录音笔)

对于不明显的秀恩爱,我希望这部电影能在番外篇解释清楚,或是拍十部续集。

面肌笑到抽篇


王思聪……不对,树懒闪电基本承包了全片80%的笑点。闪电不火,真的天理不容。而树懒绝对可以当选2016全球动物,它目前的搜索热度也是最高。

Judy Hopps: Uh, I need you to run a plate. 

Nick Wilde: Flash is the fastest guy in there. He can run the plate like that. Judy Hopps: Wait. They're all SLOTHS? 

Nick Wilde: What? Are you saying that because he's a sloth, he can't be fast?

兔子朱迪:我需要你帮我查这个车牌号。

狐狸尼克:放心吧,闪电是车管局的业务小能手。动作就像闪电那么快。

(一走进车管局)

兔子朱迪:你认真的吗?全是树懒?(公务员的办事效率)

狐狸尼克:(边憋笑边装惊讶)你的意思是瞧不起树懒,嫌他们慢咯?

接下来这段是全片的高潮啊!

Nick Wilde: Hey, Flash, wanna hear a joke?

Judy Hopps: NO!

Flash: Sure.

Nick Wilde: OK. What do you call a three-humped camel?

Flash: I don't... know.

Nick Wilde: Pregnant!

Judy Hopps: Ha ha! Yes, very funny, very funny. Can we please just focus on the task?

Flash: Hey…

Judy Hopps: Wait, wait, wait!

Flash: Priscilla?

Judy Hopps: Oh, no!

Priscilla: Yes…Flash?

Flash: What do…

Judy Hopps: No!

Flash: …you call…

Judy Hopps: A three humped camel? Pregnant! Okay! You got it!

Flash: …a three humped…

狐狸尼克:嘿,闪电,想不想听个笑话?

兔子朱迪:不要啊!

树懒闪电:想听……

狐狸尼克:你怎么称呼有三个驼峰的骆驼?

树懒闪电:我不……知道……也……

狐狸尼克:怀孕的骆驼

(然后闪电是这样笑的)

兔子朱迪:哈哈哈,真好笑,请快点工作好不好?

树懒闪电:嘿……普里……西拉……

兔子朱迪:别别别

树懒普里西拉:什么事……闪电……

树懒闪电:你……怎么……称呼……

兔子朱迪:有三个驼峰的骆驼?她怀孕了!太棒了!我们猜对了!

树懒闪电:有……三个驼峰……的……骆驼?

Judy Hopps: Hurry! We gotta beat the rush hour in-

Judy Hopps: IT'S NIGHT?

兔子朱迪:快点,我们要在晚高峰前到……

(走出交管局)

兔子朱迪:(卧槽)天都黑了!?


Nick Wilde: Do you think when she goes to sleep, she counts herself?

狐狸尼克:你觉得她(绵羊市长)睡觉的时候会数她自己吗?

 

向经典致敬篇

里面的致敬梗很多,插入全无违和感。最好认的包括《冰雪奇缘》《绝命毒师》,还有最精彩的《教父》……


Judy Hopps: Is that Mr. Big?

Nick Wilde: Stop talking, stop talking!

[One polar bear turns Mr. Big's chair to reveal that he is an arctic shrew]

Judy Hopps: Huh.

Mr. Big: Ice 'em.

Fru Fru: Daddy!

Fru Fru: What did we say? No icing anyone at my wedding!

Mr. Big: I have to, baby, Daddy has to.

兔子朱迪:他就是Mr. Big吗?

狐狸尼克:别说话,别说话!

教父比格:办了他们。

教父女儿:爹地,

(北极熊保镖要把兔子和狐狸扔进冰窟窿中)

教父女儿:我们不是讲好的吗?我结婚这天表杀生!

教父比格:宝宝,爸爸有苦衷的

无所不知小常识


看了这部片,感觉能学到不少东西呢!


Judy Hopps:Excuse me... Down here... Hi.

Clawhauser: O. M. Goodness, they really did hire a bunny. Ho-whop! I gotta tell you, you're even cuter than I thought you'd be.

Judy Hopps: Ooh, ah, you probably didn't know, but a bunny can call another bunny 'cute', but when other animals do it, that's a little...

(兔子朱迪去警句报道第一天,遇到前台花豹)

兔子朱迪:打扰了……看这儿,往下看……嗨!

前台花豹:天啦,他们真的招了只兔兔也。哦嚯嚯嚯!不得不说你比我想象的还要可爱。

兔子朱迪:额,那个,你可能不知道,只有兔子之间才能互相夸可爱,如果是其他动物这么叫,就有点那个……

Chief Bogo: First, we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room. Francine?

Chief Bogo: Happy birthday.

(兔子朱迪新入职,局长大牛训话)

首先,我们需要发现屋子里的大象。弗朗辛(真的是只大象),生日快乐!

(elephant in the room这个习语常用来指代显而易见,但是因为禁忌或者怕引起尴尬而被某一群体忽略的问题。局长就是这么爱讲冷笑话。)

不做慢吞吞的树懒,就让我们匆忙地结束吧!

(原创不易,转载call me)