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As a newly commissioned infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M一16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched shape of the M一16' s bolt and chamber, which makes it difficult to clean.

作为一名新上任的步兵中尉,我希望通过擦拭自己的M-16自动步枪,给全排的士兵们作个榜样。我们一块擦枪时,一名战士抱怨由于M-16的枪栓和枪膛特别的凹形结构,擦起来十分困难。

"Lieutenant, they need to make something to clean this with,” the soldier said.

“中尉,应该制造出一种擦这枪的工具。”士兵说。

"They do,” piped up a sergeant.

“已经制造出来了。”一个军士尖声说。

"Really?" I said with surprise, wondering why we had not ordered such a tool.

“真的?”我十分诧异,纳闷为什么我们没有定购这种工具。

"Yes,sir,”replied the sergeant. "It's called a soldier.” 

“真的,长官,”军士答道,“它就是士兵。”