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Comrade Gorbachev is being driven from his dacha to Moscow and is in a hurry. He is getting irritated with the slowness of his driver. "Can't you go any faster?" he says angrily. "I have to obey the speed limits,” says the driver.

戈尔巴乔夫同志正急急忙忙地从郊外的别墅搬到莫斯科。他对司机慢慢悠悠地开车感到非常生气,喊道:“你能不能开快点呀?”“我必须遵守限速规定。”司机回答。

Finally Gorbachev orders the driver into the back and takes the wheel. Sure enough a patrol car soon pulls them over. The senior officer orders the junior to go to write up the ticket. But the junior officer comes back and says he can't give them a ticket, the person in the car is too important.

最后戈尔巴乔夫让司机坐到后面去,他自己亲自开车。不一会儿,警察的巡逻车就把他们拦到了路边。一个高级警官让一个下级警察去开罚单。然而,年轻的警察又回来了,说自己不敢开罚单,因为车子里坐的是一个很大的官儿。

"Well, who is it?” the senior officer asks.

“是吗,谁呀?”警官问。

"I didn't recognize him,” says the junior officer,” but Comrade Gorbachev is his chauffeur.”

“我不认识,”警察答道,“可是就连戈尔巴乔夫同志都是他的司机。