爱思英语编者按:外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹117:极端的自杀性爆炸者,跟小编一起来开心一下吧!


BBC World Service announcer: "A Palestinian suicide bomber has struck again in the Northern town of Afula in Israel killing at least four people and wounding several more. The Israeli army has responded by. . ."

英国广播公司世界新闻:“一名巴勒斯坦自杀性爆炸者在以色列北部小镇阿夫拉又一次引发爆炸,造成至少四人死亡多人受伤。以色列军队决定对此做出反应……”

Rick, bored, while I worked out his Algebra problem for him: "Can't they catch the guy who's doing all this bombing?

当我给我的儿子雷克做他的代数题的时候,雷克无聊的问我:“他们能抓住做所有这些事的那个人吗?”

Me: "Uh. . . er. . . well, might not be the same guy. I think they might be getting names confused, you know, they got a lot of similar sounding names there一a lot of Mohammad's. "

我说:“这个嘛,也许不是同一个人。我觉得他们也许把名字搞混了。你知道吗?他们有许多人的名字听上去都差不多,都是叫穆罕默德什么的。”

Rick: "Oh.” 

雷克:“噢。”