爱思英语编者按:此文看出,男女想法真的大不同!

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
如何让男人快乐

1. Feed him 喂饱他
2. Sleep with him 和他睡
3. Leave him with peace 给他安静的空间
4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs) 别查他的手机短信
5. Don’t bother him with his movements 别打扰他的活动

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
如何让女人快乐

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
你需要成为她的

1. a friend 朋友
2. a companion 伙伴
3. a lover 情人
4. a brother 兄弟
5. a father 父亲
6. a master 主人
7. a chef 大厨
8. an electrician 电工
9. a plumber 水管工
10. a mechanic 机械师
11. a carpenter 木匠
12. a decorator 装修工
13. a stylist 发型师
14. a sexologist 性学专家
15. a gynecologist 妇科医生
16. a psychologist 心理学家
17. a pest exterminator 害虫捕灭者
18. a psychiatrist 精神科医生
19. a healer 治疗师
20. a good listener 好听众
21. an organizer 组织者
22. a good father 好父亲

还要:

23. very clean 爱干净
24. Sympathetic 有同情心
25. Athletic 身体倍棒
26. Warm 暖心
27. Attentive 细心
28. Gallant 绅士
29. Intelligent 聪明
30. Funny 幽默
31. Creative 有创意
32. Tender 温柔
33. Strong 坚强
34. Understanding 善解人意
35. Tolerant 宽容
36. Prudent 谨慎
37. Ambitious 有抱负
38. Capable 有才干
39. Courageous 勇敢
40. Determined 有决心
41. True 忠诚
42. Dependable 可靠
43. Passionate 有激情

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
还不能忘记

44. give her compliments regularly 时常赞美她
45. Go shopping with her 陪她逛街
46. be honest 要诚实
47. be very rich 要有钱
48. not stress her out 别给她压力
49. not look at other girls 不看其他女孩

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
同时还要:

50. give her lots of attention 多关注她
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 给她时间,特别是属于她自己的时间
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 给她空间,别担心她去哪了

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
但是最重要的是

53. never forget birthdays, anniversaries, valentine, and arrangements she makes.
别忘了她的生日、纪念日、情人节和她的所有安排。