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*Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
知识是知道蕃茄是一种水果。智慧是不把它放进水果沙拉。

*Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
晚间新闻是那个他们开始道「晚安」,然後告诉你为何它并非如此的地方。

*To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
从一个人那里盗取主意是剽窃。从许多人那里盗取主意是研究。

*A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
汽车站是汽车停顿的地方。火车站是火车停顿的地方。在我桌上,我有一个工作站。

*Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
每次填写申请表,在那个"紧急时,通知:"的地方,我总填上"医生。"

*  Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
金钱买不到快乐,但它的确使苦难好受一些。

*You're never too old to learn something stupid.
你永远不会老得学不会做蠢事。

*To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
为了保证打中目标,先打然後把你打到的任何东西称为目标。

*Where there's a will, there's relatives.
有遗嘱的地方,就有亲人。