1、The last chance The God decided to create “woman”,and he should take a rib from Adam. He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely,said:”Adam,enjoy the sleepy,this is the last chance that U could enjoy a peacefully sleep without any noise.”
2、In the Eden,Adem told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.” “Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.” “Sounds good,”Adem said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?” “One arm and One leg.” “OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adem asked:”How about just one RIB?”
3、The brave heart A millionaire called on all the bathelers(forgot) in the city to his home,andc take them to a big pool that lived some corcodiles(forgot). ”I want to find a brave heart,let me see who dare to jump into this pool and swim to the other side--------he will be my son-in-low,get all my fourtune and my beautiful daughter.” Sex!But……Every man looked at each other,with a pale and red face.None dare. Suddenly,with a “PUTON”,a batheler jumped into the water,God!He swam towards the other side with a crazy speed!And,with the very lighting speed,he touched the side,and climbed on without even awaking the corcodile! The millionaire go ahead and hold his hand:Congreqirlations!(forgot)What a brave heart!I suppose U wanna my doughter so much! “Not at all!”the guy cried,”I just wanna know who son of a pig pushed me into the poor just now!!”
