一个男人和三个女人约会,想定下来娶谁,他决定做个试验。他给每个女人5000美元作为礼物,想看看她们拿钱干什么。第一个全身大改变,去高级美容美发店做头发,化装,买时装,打扮得漂漂亮亮去见那个男人,对男人说她这么做是想对他更有吸引力,因为她非常爱他。
她给男人留下了深刻印象。
第二个女人给男人买了很多礼物,新高尔夫球杆、新计算机、高档衣服,她告诉男人她愿意给他花钱,因为她很爱她。
她也给男人留下了很深的印象。
第三个女人把钱投在了股市里,赚了好几个5000美元,她把5000美元还给了男人,把剩下的钱存成了他俩的户头,告诉他她想为他们的将来存点钱,因为她非常爱他。
显然这也给男人留下了很深的印象。男人想了很长时间,最后决定……
How Men Make Decisions 
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. 
The man was impressed. 
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. 
Again, the man is impressed. 
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. 
Obviously, the man was impressed. 
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he..... 
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He married the one with the largest tits
他娶了大波妹。