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Help Wanted
来源:http://read.24en.com  日期:2007-11-10  阅读 次  作者:24EN
      A sign was hung in an office window. It read: xWN中国英语学习网
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      Help wanted. xWN中国英语学习网
      Must type 70 words a minute. xWN中国英语学习网
      Must be computer literate. xWN中国英语学习网
      Must be bilingual. xWN中国英语学习网
      An equal opportunity employer. xWN中国英语学习网
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      A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager's office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job. xWN中国英语学习网
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      The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog for this job." xWN中国英语学习网
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      The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer." xWN中国英语学习网
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      So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it." The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted. xWN中国英语学习网
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      The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it." xWN中国英语学习网
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      Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer. xWN中国英语学习网
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      The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hire you for this position. You've got to be bilingual." xWN中国英语学习网
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      The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."xWN中国英语学习网



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