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DOES YOUR CAT OWN YOU?
来源:http://read.24en.com  日期:2007-11-10  阅读 次  作者:24EN
See how many yes answers apply to you.• Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?A9W中国英语学习网
• Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?A9W中国英语学习网
• Does your cat sleep on your head?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you like it?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?A9W中国英语学习网
• Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?A9W中国英语学习网
• Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?A9W中国英语学习网
• Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?




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