Sean: Hey, how's it going?
Kailani: Well, apart from you stranding us on this stupid island, just fine.
Sean: Good. Good. So, hey, I was thinking, you know, sometime we could hang out or something...if you wanted to.
Kailani: I have a feeling that your idea of fun and my idea of fun are two very different things.
Sean: I don't know. What do you like doing on the weekends?
Kailani: Collect and label mollusks.
Sean: No way! Me too. I'm way into mollusks.
Kailani: Well, which one's your favorite? Mine's the Mxyzptlk snail.
Sean: You're not gonna believe me, but that's my favorite too.
Kailani: I just made that up. Mxyzptlk isn't a snail. It's one of Superman's archenemies.
Hank: Way to slay the heart.
Hank: Getting the attention of a woman...is one of the hardest things to do.
Sean: All right. So, what do I do, Casanova?
Hank: I been waiting a long time to have this talk with you, buddy. There are three things you to know about understanding girls. Number One: Don't follow your instincts. Any other area in life...instincts will get you there. Not with women. So whatever you think you should do, do the opposite. Number Two: You need to be open, sensitive. Women don't want a man just because he's big and strong and has abs like mine. No. They want a thinker, they want a feeler. They want someone who can understand them. Women want a man who is in touch with his most inner emotions. And the third thing is the most important of all. It's something that women have responded to for thousands of years.
Sean: Well, tell me.
Hank: You have got to do this.
Sean: What is that?
Hank: That is the pec pop of love. Now go on and throw a berry.
Hank: Go on and throw a berry. There's some behind you. Grab one and throw it. Don't be afraid, they're not gonna bite. Boom. Go ahead, grab a bunch. Rapid-fire, now.
Sean: I'm not doing rapid-fire.
Hank: They will not stop until you feed them.
Sean: Feed them? No.
Hank: Feed them, they're hungry.
Gabato: I'll feed them.
Hank: Attaboy. Come and get some.
Gabato: Okay, you ready? Ready? Here we go. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Gabato: Ready? This one's special.
Hank: Make this one count.
Gabato: Mmm. No way, that's awesome.
Sean: Stop encouraging him.
Gabato: It's a gift.
Hank: It is a gift.
Gabato: He has a gift.
Hank: Sean, it works every time.