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今天是7月1日,终于结束了半年的单身生活,

现在开始下半年的单身生活。

说的是你么?

没错,今天不给你灌心灵鸡汤,给你来点负能量打鸡血。

我顺便把中文也翻译成英文,还给录了音......

1.别减肥了。你丑不仅是因为胖。

You may stop losing weight. Being fat is not the only reason why you're ugly.

2.努力不一定成功,但是不努力会很轻松哦。

Working hard may not always pay off, 

but not working hard will surely lead to more slacking off.

3. 每一个想等事业起步之后再结婚的男人,最后都成了单身。

Men who want to get married until after their career takes off all end up being single.

4.很多时候别人对你好,并不是因为喜欢你,而是因为他们就是喜欢对人好。

 Very often when people are nice to you, it doesn't mean they like you or anything.

It's just they love being nice to people.

5.你要是喜欢一个女生,就从现在好好学习,将来找个好工作,挣好多好多钱,等她结婚的时候,你再多出点份子钱。

If you like a girl, you should start studying hard from now on so that you can get a decent job in the future and make as much money as you can.

That way, when she gets married, you can give her a bigger red envelope.

 

段子归段子,玩笑归玩笑。

2016年下半年,预祝大家一切顺利!